Back in the saddle

Someone, somewhere, once wrote or said - maybe even both - "What doesn't kill me can only make me stronger."
        Well obviously, the stupid git hadn't had two near fatal heart attacks, peritonitis, a recent appendectomy and faced an uphill, four kilometre cycle ride to his doctor for a check-up.

         IF..... I make it back with nothing more than the usual sore bum - bicycle saddles were never designed for comfort - I'll be as happy as a politician who's expenses scam hasn't been discovered yet.